Bill enjoys writing haiku as a release from the pressures of the bankruptcy law world. In keeping with the tradition of the great zen bankruptcy masters, please feel free to add to the chain by writing your own haiku in the comments section below.
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The great shark’s belly, I wait
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Draw boughs of Chrysler low with
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Motions cause faintness amidst
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Lack clear instructions for when
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For your enjoyment
The NCBJ presents
The Doobie Brothers?
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Patiently you sat
Absorbing the details of
Claims and balloting
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Great work courts success.
Yet one thing still irks Lynn. “It’s
Mr. Lopucki.”
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Commencement of case
Served on all creditors but
Surely I missed one
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To write all weekend
But convey nothing. ‘Tis my
Disclosure statement
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Consumers suffer
But my main worry: How to
pronounce BAPCPA?
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Many times I hear
“Yes, I’m in bankruptcy.”
The joke grows old
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Indignation and
Litigation all for two
Cents on the dollar
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Soaring overhead
They gather in Bowling Green
To tear at the meat
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Things used to be hard
Then I filed Bankruptcy
Now I spend! spend! spend!
Comment by Jonathan Richter — October 28, 2008 @ 2:16 am |
I am not in debt
But I like your site so much
That I’m declaring
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a seven trustee
he will liquidate your home
but not if exempt
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341 hearing horror
Angry trustee glares
I forgot and wore my Rolex
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another 2004 examination scheduled
the U.S. Trustee
needs to find a better hobby
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discharge in March
grandpa hang on
at least until September
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motion to extend stay denied
cynical judge scoffs
lottery ticket strategy in trouble
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